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@Somalija owszem, dla mnie to również intrygująca sprawa. Trochę mnie niektórzy wyznawcy niepokoją, ale na ogół... Dadzą żyć? Pozdrawiam.
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Przez andreas · Opublikowano
@Ajar41 Rżysko po słonecznikach siał słoneczniki zakonnik w Pisku olej da poślizg i ciut połysku mniszkom do żniw pilno także wolą księdzu dać po viagrze niż kucanego berka na rżysku Pozdrowionka. -
Przez Andrew Alexandre Owie · Opublikowano
In memory of Zoya Zelinskaya (née Yushchuk), the Meritorious Activist of Culture of Poland, 1976 Ku pamięci Zoji Zelińskiej (ur. Juszczuk), Zasłużonego Działacza Kultury Polski, 1976 r. Mrs. Theresa and Mr. Vladek in their incessant no-win struggle in the 13 Chairs Pub Pani Teresa i Pan Władek w nieustannej walce bez zwycięstwa w Knajpkie "13 Krzeseł" A FAIRY TALE FOR ADULTS BAIJKA DLA DOROSŁYCH A SOUND OF CRASH OUTSIDE Mrs. Theresa: It’s the devil knows what! It’s the devil knows what! Mr. Vladek: I’m sick and tired of that al last! Mrs. Theresa: Ah! It’s the devil knows what! Why should you brake on a wet slippery road? Mr. Vladek: But I started braking after you’d grasped at the wheel. Mrs. Theresa: I caught hold of it because you drove at warp speed. Mr. Vladek: I stepped on the gas to escape from a FIAT whose driver was called names by you. Mrs. Theresa: I called names because the FIAT driver looked at me and gave the screw-loose sign at the moment you were overtaking him. Mr. Vladek: He put his forefinger to his temple and twisted it because you put out your right hand as if to show that we were to turn right! Mrs. Theresa: I put out my right hand to show you the tree we were about to run into because of your idiotic driving. Mr. Vladek: But we ran into the other tree! Mrs. Theresa: Of course! As always you did all to spite me! L`IN CHORUS: That’s all! Enough! Divorce! Mrs. Theresa: Right now, immediately, on the spot! Divorce! Mr. Vladek: Without any delay! Presenter: Good evening! Mr. Vladek: Good evening! Mrs. Theresa: (with annoyance) Good evening, goo evening, goo`vning! Yes, yes, yes. yes! Presenter: Our old acquaintances, Theresa and Vladek. The spouses live in accordance with the law of unity and struggle of opposites. Stating that what is real is reasonable Hegel never meant by this their marriage *). INDOORS Mr. Józef: Oh, my cheers for you. L`IN CHORUS: Good Evening. Mr. Józef: Welcome, Mr. Vladek. AT TABLE Mrs. Theresa: Why did I marry that awkward person! Dozens of men made court to me! They were clever than you, I think. Mr. Vladek: Now I don’t doubt they really were. What a ... I was when I married you. Mrs. Theresa: Yes, my dear. I was so in love with you that failed to notice it at once. Now full stop! Mr. Vladek: Agree! Period! Enough! Mrs. Theresa: Divorce! Mr. Vladek: Divorce! Mrs. Theresa: Right now! This instant! Presenter: Even after finding herself in a short story `Divorce` by Felix Derecki after a short story `A family couple and highway` by Stefania Grodzieńska **) Mrs. Theresa contrived to remain a very practical lady. She took the initiative in her family in her own hands and held it so tightly that almost strangled it. Mr. Vladek (on second thoughts): But whence it turns so, that divorce? We can’t afford of it. What about our car? Our new furniture we’d bought the day before yesterday? Mrs. Theresa: The car has been smashed. Mr. Vladek: I’d hardly wrecked her if ... Mrs. Theresa: But you’ve smashed, smashed her! Furniture? No problem. Just look. Here’s our ottoman, sideboard, bookcase with a built-in bar, table and chairs. Mr. Vladek: Where’s the portrait of a ***)grandfather? Mrs. Theresa: Here you are! Have your portrait of a grandfather. Mr. Vladek: With the Russian wolfhounds ****) at his feet! Mrs. Theresa: With the Russian wolfhounds at his feet! As I was saying, ottoman is going to be mine! Mr. Vladek: Awesome! In exchange for it I’m going to take our table and chairs. Besides I let you have the portrait of a grandfather with the Russian wolfhounds at his feet! Mrs. Theresa: Ha-ha! Your portrait of a grandfather is the last thing that I need. Especially as because he hadn’t been a hunter according the latest news! Mr. Vladek: He hadn’t been, had he? A grandfather? Mrs. Theresa: A grandfather! Mr. Vladek: I recall distinctly how he fired a gu .... Mrs. Theresa: Here you are. Keep a grandfather, I`ll take table and chairs in exchange of his portrait. Mr. Vladek: Oh my! You are going to get the excellent oak chairs in exchange for a grandfather, even though he only pretended to be a hunter? Mrs. Theresa: All right! To avoid unnecessary negotiations I offer to come to an amicable agreement. Ottoman, sideboard, bookcase with a built-in bar are going to be mine, a grandfather is going to remain yours, I`m going to have a mini system in return for his portrait as well as our table and chairs. Mr. Vladek: For goodness` sake, I want to live too. Mrs. Theresa: Live. Mr. Vladek: Theresa, as a matter of fact, what is that very divorce? Just a mere formality! What if to try back from a fresh start? Mrs. Theresa: The fresh start from a grandfather as a starting point, the one who, by the way, even wasn’t a hunter, is only appropriate for folks of twenty, my dear. As to you, you are a have not. Mr. Vladek: Lemme .. Mrs. Theresa: A have not! Mr. Vladek: A have not! Mrs. Theresa: You don’t even have furniture. ... By the way, Vladek! It concerns our furniture ... The wife of Kovalsky, our neighbour from the 10th flat, saw our furniture yesterday and greened with envy. Today she`s literally bursting with envy! Mr. Vladek: What made you think so? Mrs. Theresa: Why do you think she presented the toy kit of The Young Carpenter with our Voitek? Swish-swish-swish! Mr. Vladek: Swish-swish-swish! A-ha! I’ve guessed! Mrs. Theresa: Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes! Mr. Vladek: To saw up our new furniture! Mrs. Theresa: Keep your eyes glued on Voitek. Mr. Vladek: Theresa, aren`t we going to divorce any more? Mrs. Theresa: My dear, at least until you have our car repaired keep your mind off any divorce ... whatever much you might wish it. -
Przez Leszczym · Opublikowano
@Bożena De-Tre również pozdrawiam i życzę wszelakiego powodzenia ;) @Łukasz Jasiński polityka to godzenie interesów tak wewnętrznie sprzecznych, że no naprawdę sprawa to niełatwa ;)) @Łukasz Jasiński ale pomysł ciekawy jak niegdysiejsze zebrania przedstawicieli w spółdzielniach mieszkaniowych ;) -
Przez Dekaos Dondi · Opublikowano
Pomyślałem właśnie, że nawet w ciemności, może być wszystko jasne. Bywa, że w świetle, bardziej jeszcze. Lecz niekoniecznie. -
Przez Dekaos Dondi · Opublikowano
@Ilona Rutkowska ↔Dzięki:)↔Zapewne każdy zrozumie, trochę inaczej:)↔Pozdrawiam:)
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