y/n: ayo
tajemniczy diler: ayo
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y/n: masz towar?
tajemniczy diler: zawsze
y/n: wyślij zdjęcie wtedy byczku
...
y/n: gdzie mój towar
tajemniczy diler: daj moment, trzeba wyjąć
y/n: ayo byczq nie mam całego dnia
tajemniczy diler: *wyciąga prochy*
y/n: trzymaj hajs
tajemniczy diler: *zauważa, że to tylko połowa należnych pieniędzy*
tajemniczy diler: a reszta?
y/n: *próbuje odejść*
tajemniczy diler: *o_O* STÓJ
y/n: MAKE ME
tajemniczy diler: *🔫*
y/n: *🔫*
tajemniczy diler: *pisses*
y/n: dostaniesz resztę, kiedy uwolnisz zakładników
tajemniczy diler: chyba w snach
y/n: *bites their lip*
tajemniczy diler: *comes closer*
y/n: nie zmuszaj mnie do wezwania policji *licks tajemniczy diler's eyeball*
tajemniczy diler: zabiorą nas obu *o_O*
y/n: *moans*
tajemniczy diler: *touches your a$$*
y/n: *moans louder*
tajemniczy diler: yuh *bites his lip*
y/n: *szepcze tajemniczemu dilerowi w ucho* a ty co ariana grande?
tajemniczy diler: *zrywa strój i ujawnia się ariana grande*
y/n: *cvms immediately*
tajemniczy diler: *hitting high notes*
y/n: *odrywa się od dilera*
tajemniczy diler: *o_O* DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? *o_O*
y/n: I can't do this... *runs off*
loki: you little shit
y/n: LOKI! TO TY JESTEŚ DILEREM? CHYBA ZMIENIŁ-
loki: *przerywa y/n* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA za późno, już dokonałxś decyzji
y/n: loki?...
loki: nie. *protestuje*
y/n: b-b-b-b-b-but I thought you died-
loki: that's what ur mum thinks too
y/n: how could u do this to me?
loki: I had to...
y/n: why would you say that?...
loki: I fucked ur mum.
y/n: you know my train died in a mum accident...
loki: *o_O*
y/n: you're not the loki I knew
y/n: not anymore...
loki: ur mum died because of my train
y/n: ur wagon aye *:PPP*
loki: you never knew the real me...
y/n: no. but he did.
thor: LOKI! BROTHA!
loki: THOR
thor: I know you're adopted but you could at least not follow the stereotype and not end up being the embarrassment of the family
loki: who even are you
thor: thor
loki: thor
thor: your brotha
loki: my brotha
thor: how could you fucked this poor girl's motha
loki: why not *o_O*
loki: better than fucking ur mum
loki: she was so tight *o_O*
thor: I know u had mommy issues since our mom was killed by dark elves but god damn you didn't have to fuck every middle aged woman u saw
thor: ...was she wet tho?
loki: as always. wanna try?
thor: brotha stop.
loki: why? I never stop first
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thor: stop touching my neck, u know that's my sweet spot
loki: ik, come on
thor: and not in public u know that makes me uncomfortable...
loki: we can go somewhere... where no one will see us... yk
harry potter: *wlatuje na hardodziobie*
loki: wth. what are you doing here. leave us alone. we need privacy.
y/n: loki leave him alone
loki: I will never leave him alone. why would I do that?
y/n: BECAUSE HE'S MY BOYFRIEND
loki: WHAT THE HELL? this is so fucked up
y/n: *do harry'ego* loki fucked my mum
loki: THOR WHEN WILL YOU TELL EM WE FUCKED? I FUCKED EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN-
harry potter: AVADA KEDAVRA *zabija lokiego*
loki: and I will fuck the whole world... *dies*
y/n: hey thor, harry wanna go to paris together?
thor: yknow we don't even have to book 3 rooms, not even 3 beds, we can share 1 bed...
harry potter: sharing is caring
y/n: we don't even need a bed, we won't sleep anyways ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
thor: ikr, floor is good enough
y/n: back of a car is also amazing
thor: yknow, if there's a public restroom...
y/n: or a cementery...
thor: or a changing room...
thor: or a roller-coaster
harry potter: damn. adrenaline would be hitting HARD
y/n: a kebap place...
*PRZESKOK W CZASIE*
y/n: ah yes keep that kebap right there... that's where it's supposed to go... you're supposed to eat it harry. idc if u don't like it. don't u dare spit it out.
thor: yeah come on harry
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y/n: yeah come ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) harry
thor: it's not that HARD harry
y/n: would you prefer thor's kebap harry? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
thor: yeah harry come on... faster... or not ig it's the age gap that makes it so uncomfortable
y/n: maybe it's another type of a gap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*KONIEC*
